Sunday, May 31, 2009

New Moon so happy!

Okay, thank you MTV movie awards for airing the NEW MOON trailer! I almost peed my pants in excitement and have since watched the video several times!


I will share my thoughts on the MTV movie awards a little more tomorrow...after work.

So since I'm so lame, I'm too excited and unsure if I will be able to sleep tonight. See?

Alas, tomorrow is Monday, and now I'm not so happy. Bad attitude Kelley is back!

Welcome to Hell

Is there anyone out there that hates summer as much as I do?'s my least favorite of the seasons, and it makes me cranky. If I'm going to risk turning into Lobster Kelley every time I walk outside, then I think I should at least get to walk out to this...

This is Paradise. Okay, it's actually St. Maarten, which comes pretty close to Paradise. Yeah, it's hot there, but it's an island! They have white sand on their beaches and blue water and cute little palm trees! Unfortunately, I don't live in Paradise!

Welcome to my world. This is Nash Vegas. Okay, it doesn't really look that bad, but that's because humidity doesn't really show up in pictures. Neither does smell. Or pollen.This is what Nashville feels like during the summer. Yes, that is fire. Fire is hot. So is Nashville. Right now. Humidity SUCKS!
Welcome to my life.
All I do is sneeze and work.

Sometimes I'm sneezing while driving. In traffic. There is always construction. Always.
And Nashville drivers...not the greatest!

At least I have the Man Meat blog to keep me busy. It's a lot easier for me to work on when my eyeballs aren't trying to fall out of my head thanks to my allergies.
I'm putting a picture of him on my dash
James Marsters, I love you!!!

Okay, thanks for reading my Nashville sucks rant. My vacation to England is getting closer...thank GOD!

Saturday, May 30, 2009

My funspice Saturday night!

Okay, I've been babysitting since 1:00 this afternoon. It is now 10:20 at night.

So, no, I am not currently pretending to play an electric guitar. That would be crazy. Plus, they don't have one here. I suppose I could bust out the Wii fit, but that just seems like too much work.

Now, I'm not complaining because I'm getting paid to do this, and the kids are adorable, but dammit, I'm bored!

I'm watching Twilight for the 34905849335th time, and Edward is still hot. Kristen Stewart still annoys me. And I still wish the movie was more like the book.

Speaking of lamespice, living in Nashville SUCKS! Why? One word. HUMIDITY! My hair is totally unable to cooperate during this time of the miserable year. What can one expect from living in Country Music City...or HELL?

My allergies are at an all time high in the annoyance level this year, and it's really starting to piss me off. There is nothing sexy about puffy, red, watery, itchy eyes. There is nothing amusing about people constantly saying "OMG what's wrong with your eyes?!?!"

Okay, you know what? Just don't ask. Sometimes I tend to go all homicidal on bagels. It's a thing. Check out my crazy eyes though!! Living in Owensboro has that effect on people. That's why Johnny Depp got out early. Of course, then I came back to Nashville, and now my crazy eyes are just itchy and pathetic.And, my friends, this is exactly the opposite of what I'm doing tonight.
If I could find a picture of me being bored or even sleeping, then I'd post it here.

Anyhoo, here endeth my first session on the new bad attitude blog. And I'm only stopping because I have to pee (and I thought I'd share with you).!