Wednesday, July 29, 2009

England ROCKS!!!

Okay, I'm taking a moment to blog from the UK!
We have been so busy and I've been having a blast!

Today we went to
Hever Castle.
We walked through the Yew Maze.
Pocket Edward wasn't too thrilled about it!
Pictures from that to come sometime in the near future!

My first trip to London we walked past Dougray Scott.

Okay, so I did not recognize him.
Hazel did.
Consider me lame. ;P

Friday we are going to
The London Dungeons.
Ummm...I'm pretty sure I will be absolutely terrified!
We get our heads chopped off by Sweeney Todd,
but I don't think he will look like this:

If only...
*sigh*
We also go on a
Jack the Ripper Tour.

Yikes.
Even moreso since they never figured out who he was!!

I have yet to meet my future husband.
I still have a whole week left though!

I miss you all!
I can't wait to show you my pictures! :D

Love you guys!
*hugs*
*muah*

Kellebelle1981 :)

Friday, July 24, 2009

England, Here I Come!!!!!

Just some things before I go.

Twilight Google

Visit that site. It's funny. :)

Here is a Sneak Peak from New Moon
(Do what you can to ignore the squealing girls)
The clip was actually really good, even though it was recorded from someone camera phone.




Here is another Sneak Peak from New Moon
(Again, please ignore the squealing girls!)



Please remember you can keep in touch with me on Facebook!
My Daily Ode to Spike:



Kellan Lutz does push-ups...
'nuff said. :)



True Blood Parody Promo
Sookie invites YOU to taste her juice...
I love this video for the "Bill" guy and "Sookeh? Sookeh!"





This is what Anya has been saying all along!
Bunnies, bunnies, it must be bunnies!

Funny Road Signs:

Dude, that is NOT funny!!
I. HATE. ZOMBIES.

Ain't that the truth?
That sign should be on every major street in Nashville.

The real reason marijuana isn't legal.

So what's up with all the random media on this blog post?
You know I normally try to keep them somewhat personal.
*shrug*
Why not?
I'm gonna be on an eight hour flight tomorrow night.

England Mission #1:

Find Robert Pattinson

Word on the street is that Captain Sparklefabulous will be in the UK at the same time I am.
That's a pretty sweet deal.
My goal is to find this sexpot and faint like a sissy politely ask for a picture and an autograph...

England Mission #2:
Ride a Double Decker Bus

What's not to love there?

England Mission #3:
Operation Red Phone Booth

Can I...
and Hazel...
and James...
and the Pocket Pals...
all fit into this phone box?
We shall try to get a picture and see! :D

Okay my lovelies!
I must go to bed.
Please check my blog for any surprise updates!
Hey, it could happen!

You guys are the best! :D

Love,
Kellebelle1981 :)

Leaving on a jet plane...

Bloody hell!
Tomorrow is the big day!

Goodbye

Hello

Lucky for me, I get to spend a bajillion hours on one of these.


Anyhoo,
I just thought I'd post a quick update since I doubt I'll be updating much (if at all) while I am away.

I can't wait!

Well, okay, I'm not looking forward to the flight.
But I can't wait to land and not be here.

Just remember, you can find me on Facebook!
Drop me a message!!

This American Girl is getting away!

I'm going to forget about being jobless for a couple of weeks.
Why?
I'll be in freakin' England!

I promise to take lots of pocket pictures for everyone to see!

They are excited to leave as well! :D
Pocket Bella is even coming along for the ride!

So until later...
I love you guys!

Kellebelle1981 :)

Monday, July 20, 2009

When animals don't attack...

Today I went to Nashville's most popular attraction.
No, I'm not referring to the Country Music Hall of Fame.
Nor am I referring to the Pankcake Pantry.
I'm not even talking about Opryland USA.
Oh wait...
they took that away from us and gave us a shitty ass mall in return.

See above.
We lose our theme park and gain mall #3,462.
FYI: I hate Opry Mills.
Its only winning feature?
The IMAX.

Anyhoo,
I'm sure you're on pins and needles wondering what I'm talking about.
So, here goes...

Now you're probably saying
"Duh...she's obviously visiting...that place...with the giraffe coke machine."
Well that place has a name and it's called
The Nashville Zoo.

What??
You didn't know Nashville had a zoo??
Well, just to make sure we all have the same definition of zoo,
let's take a look at some of the following pictures.

Behold, the Hyper Monkey.
Also known as Nephewus Makemetiredicus.
Not to be confused with

tree swinging, poo-flinging Monkey.
Puh-lease!
Like this critter could even keep up with the Nephewus Makemetiredicus!
Ah look.
Meercats.
They appreciate a good photo opportunity.
I think the other zoo animals could learn quite a bit from them.

Here are some birds.
They are big.
They are blue.
Er...that's about it.

So yeah, that's a blurry bird thingie.
Just doin' its thing.
The way birds do.

I will give you three guesses.
The first two don't count.
GO!

I'm starting to think that all animals on zoo grounds should be behind a fence.
Seriously.
This friendly little squirrel came at me like a Spider Monkey!
And by that, I mean I think it wanted my camera.
It was a horrifying moment.
I hope no one ever encounters the free-roaming zoo squirrel.

And so we reach the Tiger exhibit.
They're not so scary!
When there is a bit of a cliff and some water and a fence between you and them.
So naturally...

Nephewus Makemetiredicus wanted a closer look.
First he said "Kelley, hold you. I want up!"
So I bent down, unbuckled his little seatbelt, and picked him up.
I said "Patrick, look at the tigers!"
Nephewus Makemetiredicus pointed and said "I want in."
Okay, trying to explain the laws of life to a two year old...
not so much fun.
Luckily he did not throw a fit.
Instead Nephewus Makemetiredicus said
"I want nuggets."
From this point on we were headed down that fun repetitive path that Nephewus Makemetiredicus has become quite adept at.
"I want nuggets."
*sigh*
"We're going to get nuggets when we leave the zoo."
*silence*
*more walking ensues*
"I want nuggets."
*sigh*
"Yes, I know you want nuggets."
*silence*
"I want nuggets."

We have now entered Alligator Cove.
Oooooh!
These alligators...kinda small.
"Patrick, look at the alligators!"
*silence*
"Oh! Alligators!"
*camera flash*
"I want nuggets."
*bang head against glass*
"I want nuggets."

That, my friends, is a Red Panda.
He shared his captivity space with this...
(my favorite creature at the zoo)

Yes...
the untamed Jungle Gnome.
I was amused.
Then my mom asked me this...
"Where is Pocket Edward? He would have enjoyed coming to the zoo!"
That's right.
My mother, who has never before watched Twilight or read any of the books, enjoys the antics of Pocket Edward and his other Pocket Pals.
Who knew?

This is a real giraffe.
Not a picture of one on a coke machine.
We have reached the end
(and I have left out several pictures...it's okay).
I'm hot.
I'm tired.
I'm thirsty.
"Hey, Patrick, what's that?"
"Giraffe!"
"That's right!"
"I want nuggets."
"Yes, I know you want nuggets.
"I want nuggets."
*big sigh*

Fast forward an hour later. My nephew got his nuggets. I regained some of my sanity. My mom took a nap. Life was good.

In other news of the day:

I got my hair cut.
I also got it dyed red.
I also got it highlighted.
Please note: Taking a picture of your new hair while driving is difficult.
PS-Don't tell my mom. :)

Since it just turned Tuesday,
that means...
I leave for England in
FOUR DAYS!
So much packing left to do.

Let's take a moment to focus on this.
My worries are too stressful.
This is funny.

Pocket Edward wanted to rest on his arm like this guy.
Julie had to duct tape his feet to the poster.
And his arm didn't really bend a whole lot.
Mostly...he just looks really uncomfortable.


Please tell me you have seen this video.
It cracks me up.
Socks! Are you serious?!?!



Anyhoo,
I must go to bed loyal readers!
I hope everyone enjoyed my day at the zoo.
Please leave comments!
Mucho love-o!

Kellebelle1981 :)

Sunday, July 19, 2009

Greatest TV Bad Boys

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Spike is #2! That rocks! :D

RPattz vs Harry Potter

I'm in a weird mood...

Hello my lovely readers!

We are now

SIX DAYS

away from my trip to England!

My Red Phone Booth awaits my arrival!
Isn't it pretty?
Pocket Edward is so excited to get his picture taken in one!

Hopefully we have no more embarrassing incidences like this one!
I've told Pocket Edward he is to stay away from the wine.
Pocket Spike knows how to hold his liquor.
I'm not so worried about him.
I just hope Pocket Illyria doesn't try to kill the Pocket Friends on the long as hell plane ride over to England!

My fiance cannot wait for me to get there!!
I hope my other fiance doesn't read this blog post.

I see nothing wrong with having two
HOT AS HELL
fiances, but they might get jealous of each other.
I'd hate to see two guys get into a fight....
over little ole me.
Wait...that actually might be kinda nice.

Anyhoo,
me and Julie have been catching up on all the Harry Potter movies.
We had to put Buffy aside for a few days.
However, a Spike-a-thon is coming up shortly!

Billy Idol Spike...
you are so fine!

So I really don't have much to talk about.
I've had "Sex Bomb" going through my head for like...
4 DAYS!!
I am now subjecting everyone else to having Tom Jones stuck in their head for days!
Plus, this video is just funny! :)





Here is a recap of the PFach bet with Robbie D. on Twitter.
So amusing!




Oh, and awesome news!
Robbie D.
is now following me on Twitter as well!
It took a lot of harassment on my part.
And maybe some whining.
But I was victorious!!

Let's just say this...
I don't spend all my time going to Twitter Jail for nothing!
And as everyone is aware, I'm the queen of Twitter Jail.
We are convinced that Mr. Twitter does, in fact, have it out for me!
He did send me to Twitter Jail three times in one day once!
Hello...
NOT COOL!

Anyway...
sorry for my lack of funny.
There is seriously nothing interesting going on in my life.

I continue to search for a new job.
Don't get me started on the B.S. of my jobless circumstances.
The more I think about it, the more I realize...
COMPLETE B.S.!

See my really annoyed face??

Nepotism in the workplace is beyond annoying.
I'm just sayin'...
I know incompetence when I see it.

Here are some bloopers to watch from Buffy and Angel.



Let's forget about my rant for a moment. :)
This is way more fun! :)
Please observe David Boreanaz and Alexis Denisof closely.
Their dancing skills are just...awesome.
Hahaha!

Okay, sorry again for a less than amusing update!
I've got so much on my mind lately.
I've been trying to bottle it up,
but instead I just get more angry and annoyed.

I promise something funny next time!

I love you, my lovely readers!
*muah*

Kellebelle1981 :)

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Wizards, Vampires and...more Vampires (Oh my)!!

Here I sit having just finished watching
Once More with Feeling
the musical episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

I have a tummy ache.
I suspect this to be the culprit.

*shakes fist*
Damn you, Sweet Tooth!
DAMN YOU!!!

Anyhoo,
now it's story time.
Let us travel back in time
like...
24 HOURS.

Ok, that looks about right.
Anyway, so a long time ago
*24 hours-ish*
me and Julie arrived at the Green Hills Cinema
decked out in our Harry Potter attire.
See above.

What we walked into, my dear friends, can only be described as
Harry Potter Pandemonium.
I had to purchase my popcorn and coke well over an hour before the show started.
This is why:

I knew things would be crazy.
But seriously?
I'm not a patient girl!
And I don't like crowds!
As a result, this is what I looked like:

This is my
"Kill me now" face!
This happens when I am surrounded by teeny boppers and...
well yeah...it's pretty much the teeny boppers.
Oh yeah, and when I'm forced to stand in a long line for more than an hour.
What can I say?


Pocket Edward could hardly contain his excitement.
He even pointed out the poster.
Not like we couldn't see it.
We were standing right next to it.

The enthusiastic little guy thought it would be fun to try and get everyone who was waiting ever so patiently (or not so much) to start a Harry Potter wave.

After that plan FAILED, Pocket Edward then grew just as bored and agitated as me.
He threatened to bite everyone for ignoring him.
I was completely embarrassed.
And as we all know, when Pocket Edward gets bored,
Pocket Edward gets mischievous.

Me:
What is your deal, PE?
You still owe me money for that glass of wine you drank!
Special diet, my ass!
Pocket Edward:
*munching on popcorn*
*chokes*
Are you trying to poison me?!?
Me:
No. I just happen to like popcorn salt.
A lot.
Back off!
Pocket Edward:
Yeah, okay.
Fatty.

We didn't hear from Pocket Edward anymore after that.
Many heads turned when they heard a tiny screech of terror.

So anyhoo...
we thought this shirt was totally hilarious!
And I thought my wearing a muggle shirt under a Gryffindor jacket was ironic hilarity.
I guess not.
Damn.



Okay, so here is a picture of me and Julie.
We are standing in line.
STILL!

Funniest moment of the night?
Watching all the people walk out of the showing of "Bruno" wondering what the hell was going on and why there were so many people wearing funny costumes.
Well, it was funny to us.
We were delirious from boredom and too much caffeine by this point.


Lo and behold,
we finally made it into the theatre and got our seats.
See?
Now we're looking a little more relaxed.
Maybe a little sleepy.
Or maybe it's the caffeine.

Now here comes the exciting part:
Preview #1??
Any guesses?

All the females in the audience clapped and screamed.
All the males in the audience groaned.
And even though it was the exact same preview we saw during the MTV Movie Awards, there was something extra special about seeing it on the big screen.

So we watched the movie.
I didn't cry.
Word to the wise:
I don't cry easily.

Only THREE movies have ever made me cry the
UGLY CRY.

1) Titanic
2) Phenomenon
3) The Green Mile

Only a select few movies have made me shed a few tears minus the full blown hysterics.
1) The Notebook
2) Love, Actually (I don't know why)
3) PS I Love You
4) Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (true story)

PS, I LOVE YOU (James Marsters)!!



Also....
I Wanna Be Like Edward Cullen!!



Anyhoo,
that covers it for the night.
Hey, IrishLad585, I updated!
I expect a comment from you! :P

Thanks for reading, my loyal readers!
You mean so much to me!
Please start leaving comments so I'll know you're reading!

*gutter high five* to Shackle_Me!!

Kellebelle1981 :)