Tuesday, September 29, 2009

What in the world is a Rugaroo?

Someone please tell me why Britney Spears is in my head!
I'm not sure if I can handle another repeat of
Ooops!  I did it again!
as it spins on a loop through my already overcrowded brain.

We are now down to (like)
New Moon
comes out in theatres!

Since I'm a bad attitude, glass is half empty kind of girl, I think I would like to follow this up with a
"Fifty days is such a long time!"
And pretend that I said that out loud in a nasal, whiny voice.
Side note:
This image above is the book cover for New Moon so it fits with the movie.
*sniffle sniffle*
*scratching head*
Is it just me, or does this look like the cover of a cheesy, yet extremely kinky romance novel you might read while going through one of those "smexy novel" phases in college??
Anyone know what I'm talking about?
*crickets chirping*
Or not...

Speaking of vampires...
we were talking about vampires...
*reads last few sentences*
we were totally talking about a vampire movie/book!
I've just started reading a book called
Undead and Unwed
and so far, it has me shooting water out of my nose...
you know, if I was drinking water while reading it and coming across one of its many hilarious moments.

I'm only on chapter six, and to be frank, this book is freakin' hilarious!
Oh wait, just to make sure I keep the bad attitude, glass is half empty attitude in check...
okay, so I really got nothing.
This book is just plain funny.
What can I say?

Well, aside from stalking drooling over my latest crushes

Oh, Kellan, my Kellan...

Mmmm...Stefan Salvatore

RPattz and the Sexpenders

Newfound devotion to Jensen Ackles

My never-ending love for James Marsters

TLau...*drooling* Wait!  Back your underage butt outta my lusty thoughts NOW!

Bobble Head Barney...wha're yew doin' eeeeeeeeeere?

All right, perhaps that did not go quite so well.
I will take this opportunity to draw attention to a new segment in my blog.
It's called..............
Kellebelle's Bad Attitude Fortune Telling Segment:
*closes eyes*
I am sensing the future of my dear friend, Julie...

(this picture gets used a lot)
I've received an image in my brain, and this is what it's telling me, Julie.
You will become successful

and you will marry the perfect man.

You'll live a perfect and charmed life for quite sometime until your perfect, sexy, well-toned husband turns into one of these...

A flesh-eating, icky-skinned Rugaroo.
Yeah, I know it sounds made up.
But that's your future, my dear friend.
Moral of the story:
Life's a bitch and then you die.
Oh yeah, one more thing...
before your Rugaroo husband is killed off by this guy

(thanks, Sam)
you will find out you are pragnant (probably because you're vomiting and not getting your pehriad) with the spawn of this Rugaroo, and I'm pretty sure that is genetic!
Ouch!  What a crappy future for you!
You should probably name said child Rugaroo just to avoid future confusion.

What a doozy!
Glad I've rejoined the real world now! ;)

Watch out for future segment
When Car Doors Attack
because there will be pictures.
I've already been injured three times by my brand new car.
My second injury is currently the size of a half dollar and it is a purple bruise with a yellow center.
C'mon guys!
I cannot make this shit up!

It is now time for this Fortune Telling, Car Violence Victim, FaceinHole.com genius to go to bed.

I must get up and go to work and survive the mid-week blahs.

Later all!
*big hugs and love*
Kellebelle1981 :)

Sunday, September 27, 2009

My 50th Post! Tell me you love me! :D

Good morning, loyal readers!
I have now reached my
50th Post!

Now, as you are all aware, I am still nowhere near finished with my England pictures.
Unfortunately, I am a bit of a procrastinator.
I also tend to avoid doing things in a timely manner if they don't affect my income.

here we go!

While I was in England, I had the good fortune of catching the Tower Bridge while it was up!
This apparently doesn't happen often because even Hazel whipped her camera out for this sight!
I thought it was the coolest thing ever!
I don't know why.
I mean, it's not like we don't have bridges like that in the US.
It was just nifty.
Plus, it makes for a really cool picture! :)

Okay, we went to Harrods.
I bought a really cute purse and a really cute wallet while there.
I also stumbled upon this (*cough-tacky-cough*) memorial to Princess Diana and Dodi al Fayed.
I didn't make it to the fifth floor where there is apparently a creeptastic statue of Princess Diana in the food court.
Could we at least have a better picture of Diana in this memorial here?

Me and Hazel went and just hung out (read: rested our feet) in St. James' Park for about an hour.
I was harassed by a bee.
Well, I thought it was a bee because it was black and yellow.
Hazel said it was a wasp.
Apparently they don't have our wasps over in England.
Just like they don't have mosquitoes or poisonous spiders/snakes/anything.
This knowledge, of course, only made England even more appealing to me!

Here is a fun view of London from the bridge in the park.
See, in England, people do this thing after work to relax.
They go to the park and just sit and read or eat or hang out with their friends.
They walk around.
Okay, so I really miss England.
Even the walking.

Pocket Illyria:
I shall consume this apple in its entire form.
Erm...are you sure you want to do that?
I know you have a big mouth, but I don't know CPR for Pocket Friends.
Pocket Illyria:
Fine, then I shall use it as a weapon.
I opened my eyes some time later to this site...

Pocket Spike:
This gift is bloody lame.

Pocket Edward:
Haha!  Wood can kill you!
My gift is so funny!
Pocket Spike:
Sod off, Hair Boy.
At least my legs can bend!
Pocket Edward:
At least I can stand in the sunlight without dying.
Pocket Spike:
Whatever.  Sparkling in the sun?
How lame is that?!?!
Pocket Edward:
You're just jealous.
Pocket Spike:
I've always wanted to be a glittery, 108-year-old virgin.
Pocket Edward:
I hate you.
I can't take you guys anywhere.

Moving right along...
My dear, sweet friend Julie

decided I needed to become addicted to
so she can have someone to watch it with.
So we've been watching episode after episode trying to catch me up.
I'm not complaining because I get to look at this guy in every episode.

So this is a win-win situation for me.
Jensen Ackles is my flavor of the month.
I love how sarcastic he is.
And I love when I can find videos of him on youtube doing this:

Jensen Ackle's Eye of the Tiger performance has become one of my favorite videos.
Unfortunately, every single clip showing just his outtake performance disabled their embedding.
So I found one that somehow squished it into the middle.

My latest addiction though has become the Vampire Diaries for this reason:

Paul Wesley (aka, Stefan Salvatore) is...so...hot.
His brother, Damon, is pretty hot as well.

Well, he's pretty damn hot until he makes this face...

At this point, I am fairly traumatized, and find this vampire face is scarier than this vampire face...

Yes, once upon a time, I was frightened of the Josspire faces.
I have long gotten over that fear.
Mainly because this is what he looks like behind the creepy vamp-face...

Hey, good-lookin'!
Whatcha got cookin'?
Or something.
Did I mention that I have a huge crush on Spike?
Especially when he has other talents, like this...

What is it with hot guys who can act, sing, and play some sort of musical instrument especially well?
Why do they always portray vampires?
I mean, I'm not complaining, but where does the perfection end?
Gimme some of that NOW!

And here endeth my 50th post!
Much love!

Saturday, September 19, 2009

Big Fun on a Saturday Night

First of all, I'd like to say
to my BFF and Bad Attitude Sista

Dear Andrea:
Thanks for being a fellow sista with a bad 'tude!
You know how it is!!
I'm glad you understand the mockery that brought about the bad attitude blog in the first place!
At least we can fight the evil (aka dumbass) together!
I love you, girl!
Thanks for being a true friend!!
I miss seeing your face every day!!

Today has once again been a rainy day here in Nash Vegas.

And I have not stepped one foot out of the house at all.
Sometimes I do that!
Say somethin'!
I'm taking advantage of today being Saturday and have exercised my rights to be as lazy as I want to be!
And by lazy, I mean I've been reading fanfiction all day.

Perhaps it's my unyielding draw to all sorts of Buffy fanfiction that causes me to read for hours.
Or my desire to find something good to read outside of the endless supply of books I have in front of me.
My name is Kelley and I have a non-stop reading problem.
I've been less than satisfied with the Twilight fiction I have come across.
I don't understand it, but most of it just plain sucks.
I never fail to find at least one highly entertaining Buffy story to curb my appetite for awhile though.
And they get higher points if they are Spuffy.
And they get even higher points if they are Spuffy smut!
I'm just sayin'...

Now onto some pictures from England.
These were taken in my bedroom at night while I was bored and everyone was sleeping except for me because England is six hours ahead and my body didn't want to cooperate with their schedule.
Damn you, internal clock!!!!
Plus, there are only like...three pictures.
I find it easier to post pics of the pockets than explain the many sites of England.
Don't worry.
I'll bore you with more of those soon!
Stonehenge will be in the next post or two!!

So I go upstairs to change into my pajamas and Pocket Spike has made himself nice and comfortable in my bed for the night.
Hello!  You're a vampire!
You're supposed to sleep during the day!
However, if the real Spike ever finds his way to my bedroom and gets comfy in my bed, I will not be complaining!!

Pocket Edward thought the window panes were neato.
Actually, I thought they were neato and made him stand in front of them.
What's the little man going to do?
His legs don't bend!!

Pocket Illyria and Pocket Spike are quite excited about Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince!
Pocket Illyria wanted to know where to purchase a magical wand as powerful as Voldy's.
Always power-hungry, aren't we Blue Thunder?

Well that was entertaining and brief, no?

Now I feel the need to express my thoughts on some stupid things.
Number One:
What person in their right mind tells their pregnant employee that she "needs to stop eating so much because she is gaining weight too fast and will look like the Michilen man by the end of her pregnancy, and will thus have a hard time taking off all that weight" and of course, Ms. Know-It-All follows it up with "trust me, I've had two kids."

Now first of all, let's look at this from the viewpoint of the offensive jackass who said it.
Yeah, I've got nothing.
Here's your sign.
Wear it proudly.
Okay, so now my pregnant friend is concerned that she's too fat because of that statement made to her.
She's pregnant!!!!
She's supposed to eat more than usual because she is eating for two!!!

She is not too fat at all, she just has a belly...
because she's pregnant!!!!
I will now hand her a sign that she can give to Ms. Know-Nothing-About-Anything.
It's another moron sign.
Now she's up to two.


Number Two:
I'd like to remind people a few things about my job.
First of all, I am not a glorified babysitter!
If you think that little of my job, then you try doing it for a week!
Having said that, my job does not consist of me feeding, rocking, and putting babies to sleep all day.
If my job was that easy, then everyone would do it!
Next time you want to tell me that I act like my job is harder than it is, I'd like to remind you that you're not the one doing it for some reason, probably because you know in the back of your mind you're not emotionally capable of dealing with a room full of hungry, screaming children, trying to figure out the best way to take care of all their needs without ripping your hair completely out of your head.

So tell me, how would you cope if you had eight of these in your room, all needing something at the same time?  Don't act like my job is easy by any means.
I worked a straight nine hour shift yesterday because we had SIX teachers out!
That probably doesn't seem like a big deal to someone who doesn't know anything about teacher to child ratios, but I didn't take a lunch break yesterday because we were so shorthanded.
On the upside of this, we all got free pizza from Costco for working instead of taking breaks.
I work 9-6, and the drive to and from work is a good 40 minutes.
I'm exhausted by the end of the day.
Childcare is not as easy as playing with babies all day.
Trust me.
I've been doing this since I was 19.

Lately I've been enjoying celebrity encounters.
I'm not sure how I've had time for this since my work hours are insane, but I still meet up with my hottie guys.
For instance:

Me and RPattz hung out in wedding attire the other day.
I don't know why.
We just felt like it.
He enjoys the fabulous pictures we take together!!

And here is another hottie:

I've said it before and I'll say it again.
Jensen Ackles is HOT!!!
That boy has supernatural good looks!
We were at a party together and he said he wanted to get our picture together!
Ummm, hello!  So not going to tell that sexy bit o' man meat NO!!!!
Am I crazy or something?!?!

Sunday, September 13, 2009

Random England Pics...

I'm baaaaaaaaack!!
I know everyone has been concerned with my absences lately.
I don't update as often.
I don't tweet as much anymore.
Well you know what?
I've got a busy freakin' schedule!
I work 9-6 and it's almost an hour drive there and back!
I'm a bit exhausted by the end of the day!
I've decided to share some more England pictures with you!
I've been back in the US for well over a month now, and I'm slow as molasses getting this pictures posted.

There I was, walking around London, when I see...
this cab.
There are two Nashville cabs, at least, roaming around London.
Okay, that's all the story I've got for this picture.
Moving right along.
This is a blue door.
I took this picture in Nottinghill.
This is NOT the blue door from the movie Nottinghill.
But it is a blue door!!
Pocket Edward in front of a tree in Hyde Park.
This picture needs no further explanation.
Pocket Edward mocked the teenagers spazzing out while they unsuccessfully tried to figure out how to steer the foot peddle boats.
Pocket Bella and Pocket Edward sharing a sweet moment on the bench.
And what else floats in water?
Peek-a-boo Pockets!
The pockets were feeling extra mischeivous and wanted to get into everything.
They were thwarted when they got stuck behind this railing and were unable to escape.
Because their legs don't bend!!!
As you can see, we had Pocket Edward point to the location of Kensington Palace on the map.
We were tired of walking.
This would have taken us another twelve minutes.
I'm just sayin'...
A romantic stroll through the park...
you guys are making me sick!!
Pocket Edward tried to get Bella to come into the tree.
Pocket Bella was a little excited by the sun.
The Pockets checking out the cool snow globe of London.
Pocket Edward was drawn to the puppy in the box.
No food for you, PE!!
Pocket Bella's new ride.
Sunbathing in the shadows!!
Living Statue #1.
How creepy.
Living Statue #2.
Less with the creepy.
I think it was the nose on Goldy that frightened most.

* * * * * * * * *
Friday I got to see two of my coolest friends from that...place that I worked for three and a half years.
I love these girls!
I miss getting to see them everyday!
We had so much fun, and had a lot of catching up to do!

* * * * * 
Here is my new car, by the way!
It's my 2009 Nissan Sentra.
* * * * * * 
I have an interview Wednesday night.
Keep your fingers crossed for me!
I'll post a more entertaining blog later!
I'm trying to get caught up on every single season of Supernatural.
I have a long way to go.
Good times.
I'll talk to you later, my loyal followers!
Much love!
Kellebelle1981 :)