Saturday, October 31, 2009

I was in love with RPattz before RPattz was RPattz!

Once upon a time...
I read this amazing book called
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.

It ended up being my favorite of the Harry Potter books until book 7 came out.
But we're not here to discuss that.
My point is, I fell in love with this character in the book named Cedric Diggory.
Then Voldemort (aka Creepy Asshole) killed him and I cried.

Moving right along...

A not so short time later, the movie
Harry Potter and the Roblet of Fire
hit the big screens.

This guy named Cedric jumped out of a tree, and from that moment through the end of the movie I was drooling and dreading his impending death.

my point being is that from the moment Robert Pattinson appeared onscreen as Cedric Diggory, I found myself swooning immediately, much to the annoyance of my boyfriend.
Then after Moldy Voldy Avada Kedavra'd him, I bawled my eyes out and felt like I was going to be lost without this gorgeous piece of man meat to come along into the next HP movie.
This movie was the start of what would turn out to be a major crush on Robert Pattinson.

Well, all was right with the world again when this happened.

Ummm...more specifically, Robert  Pattinson was now playing a hot as shit vampire, and I was stoked!
Don't worry, because by this point my boyfriend and I were no more.
And I loved that everyone shared my thought...
Cedric Diggory became a hot vampire after being killed by an unforgivable curse.

Long story short: I was in love with RPattz before he became known as RPattz.

Now that we're up to speed on my crush, I'd like to discuss a few things.
OK! Magazine, tabloid magazine extraordinaire, has informed us that KStew and RPattz have indeed headed for Splitzville for various reasons, as stated in the magazine itself.

First of all, I don't particularly buy into what OK! Magazine spouts out because I'm convinced they just make up their stories based on "inside sources" that are about as inside as I am.

However, if what they say is true, here are my thoughts.

Kristen Stewart likes to go out.  Robert Pattinson likes to stay in and listen to music and order food.
RPattz, I am totally the girl for you because I, too, hate going out for fear that I will be mauled by drunken morons...okay, really, I'm just antisocial.  Okay, so maybe I don't get mauled by adoring fans, but there was this time I went out with my friend Andrea (Bad Attitude Sistah Supreme) and I might have been a little drunk and this drunk guy followed us from this one bar to the next.  The guy kept biting my neck and I was totally annoyed because it didn't feel good!  C'mon!  I do get mauled by drunken men who think they can worm their way into my heart by telling me how hot I am.

See?  We're both trapped by're really hot and I'm just...good at pretending I have a buttload of self-confidence apparently.

RPattz, you're talking about being ready to get married to KStew, but the girl is only 19.  I, on the other hand, am 28 and single for two years now.  I may be five years older than you, but that makes me a cougar, and aren't guys supposed to think that's hot?  I'm not ready to get married either, but if you wanted to marry me, I'd totally make an exception.

RPattz wants to live in London.  KStew wants to live in L.A.
I would love to live in England, Rob!
Just keep that in mind.
I visited recently and fell in love with the country.
I think we could get along famously.
The only earthquake I have ever experienced was an aftershock that reached us all the way from Chicago or something like that, waking me up at 4:00 in the morning because my bed was jerking all around.  The only thing is, I was pretty sure that I was so tired I had just imagined the uncomfortable jolting and fell right back to sleep.  England appeals to me for various reasons.  Mostly, that no mosquitoes, poisonous spiders, venomous snakes, and bad American drivers thing.

Just give it some thought.
I'm the bombdiggety!
You have your adoring female fans, but I know you don't ask to be mauled by crazy women.
And really, it's not like me and KStew are that different.
I have dark brown hair, incredibly pale skin, and I love acting!
Just think about it for awhile. ;)

This video has officially ruined New Moon for me.
Not in a bad way, but I will laugh at highly inappropriate moments and go on about Jean Claude Van Damme while everyone else keeps wondering when Edward is coming back.

Please follow Peter Coffin on Twitter!  He's hilarious!

This video is for Julie, who yelled at me after my last blog post included nothing of Jensen Ackles.

You're welcome!!

Now time for some gratuitous drooling over Castiel.



Wasn't that nice?
I'm a little happier now.

Random James Marsters droolage...



I hope everyone has enjoyed the eye candy for this blog post.
I'm still not up to my usual witty par, but I hope that once I'm finished taking the endless supply of antibiotics, tylenol, claritin, and nasal spray I hope to return in full hilarious form. ;)

And oh yeah...RPattz, call me!
Same goes for you Jensen, Misha, and James!

Over and out...

Kellebelle1981 :)

Monday, October 26, 2009

Kellebelle's Day of No Fun

Hello, hello, and hello!
I'm reporting to you from
Sinus and Ear Infection Central!

For the next ten days I, Kellebelle1981, will be a walking pharmacy.
Lucky ducky me.
My favorite part is the part where I get to take two Amoxicillen three times a day for ten days.
It's not like these pills are exactly small and non-gaggable.

My other favorite part involves the drumming going on in my head every time I move.

So here I sit, trying to figure out if I'll be missing work again tomorrow or deciding on whether or not I should get sucked into the Paranormal Activity vortex of evil.

Have I mentioned the part where I feel like complete shit?!?!
If not, just know that I'm not enjoying myself at the moment.
So I can't promise witty or funny in this particular post.
Sorry, my lovelies.

What I do have for you today are more pictures from England,
featuring the Pocket Friends!

Pocket Bella told me that "purple's cool."


Another group shot of the mischievous men (and women).

Pocket Edward and Pocket Bella make sure their Oyster Cards are secure so they can ride the Tube all day.

Pocket Edward:
Sweet!  I can't wait to see Harry Potter!
Pocket Spike:
Well your bloody hero, Cedward Diesalot isn't in this movie, so I am going to see it!
Pocket Edward:
It's Cedric Diggory, and he is not my hero.
I happen to believe that he's a long lost relative of mine.
Pocket Spike:
It's a movie, numbnuts.
And I'm going to see it.

Pocket Illyria:
I'll take that ticket please.
Pocket Edward:
You just wanna learn Voldemort's powers!
Pocket Spike:
Maybe she has a crush on Harry!
Pocket Illyria:
I do not have feelings for humans.
They are the dirt at the bottom of my shoes.
They are...
Pocket Spike:
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Leery.
*miniature Pocket fights and arguments ensue, leading to this...*

Pocket Spike:
What just happened?
Pocket Edward:
I don't know, but I think my life just flashed before my eyes.
I brood way too much!
Pocket Illyria:
Once I find the monster that did this, I will end them.

Victory is mine!
Pocket Spike:
What the...
His bloody arms don't even bend!
Pocket Illyria:
This is so embarrassing...

Pocket Spike:
Check it out, Blue Meanie.
We can laugh at the scary people at the London Dungeons!
Pocket Illyria:
I shall make them know the true meaning of fear.

Pocket Edward:
I think Hever Castle offers plenty of beauty and romance for us.
Pocket Bella:
Oh, Edward, you're so amazing and sweet.

various vomiting noises and raspberries interrupt the lovers moment
Pocket Spike:
What a poofter!

Pocket Edward:
Hey, remember when we were there and I said
"It's a big rock.  Can't wait to tell my friends.  They don't have a rock this big!"
That was classic.

Pocket Spike:
Yeah, how clever.
I've never said that one before!
Does the name Acathla ring bells for anyone?
*grumbling and lots of swearing*

Well, that's enough of that for today.
This is the reason I had to keep so many of them hidden in their pocket pouch the whole time.

Well, I can't breathe.
I can't taste anything.
My whole body hurts.

Okay, he looks pretty comfy.
That works for me.
I love you, James!
Call me!

So, this video is slightly disturbing yet hilarious.

And on a completely random note:
My mom met Ok Go this weekend and got her picture taken with them.
I've heard of them because they are on the New Moon soundtrack, but she's in a picture with them at Notre Dame, and she's got it on her iPhone.
She's always meeting people.
Why don't I get to have that kind of luck?

I'm completely exhausted.
I shall talk to you guys later.

Kellebelle1981 :)

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Welcome to Nashville: The Lost City of Atlantis 2

Hello, this is Kellebelle1981 reporting to you from
The Lost City of Atlantis 2!

Once upon a time, Atlantis 2 was called Nashville/Nash Vegas, and was well-known as Music City USA.
This is what it looked like, loyal readers.

At some point in 2009 (Aprilish), the rain started, as it always does in April.

Then came summer...
and it got a smidge hotter outside.
But...the rain didn't stop.
Instead, we humble Nashville inhabitants are beginning to wonder if the sun really exists.
Instead, this is what we see every day now...

Should I build a giant boat and start bringing on two of every animal just in case?

I'm becoming quite concerned that we'll have to grow some gills and learn how to live like the fishes.
I love rain, but I don't like the idea of living underwater.
I'm more of a "breathing suits me just fine" kinda gal.

This rain has caused me to ponder many things in life.
After all, that nasty 2012 prophecy is coming soon, and I'm certain that Nashville, being the most important city on Earth, will meet its watery grave that same day the apocalypse hits us.
I began thinking about my Bad Attitude, and if I want to be remembered for being such a Debbie Downer after my life is over.
Really, who wants people to be like "Man, she was bitchy in life!"
And then I started thinking about how maybe I just need to eat more to solve more of life's problems.
Because what it all boils down to is
Low Blood Sugar.
I bet I'd be as happy-go-lucky as Dean Winchester if I ate as much as he does!
For any of you listening, this is what I want my tombstone to say...

Get it?
Got it?

Pet Peeve #1:
"Sorry I was being so bitchy.  My blood sugar was low."
Seriously, what a lame ass excuse!!
If you're being a bitch and you know it, just own it!
Don't blame it on the fact you haven't shoved food down your throat recently.

Well, I'm very happy that Fall is finally here!
It is my favorite season.
why are my allergies still wreaking havoc on my sinuses?
They feel like they are going to explode!
And I also feel like I just inhaled a bunch of water through my nose.

I'm a sick puppy.
scratch that.

Well, maybe you'll think I'm a sick puppy after you watch these two videos from two awesome tv shows!

Puppet Angel from Angel!!

Suicidal Teddy Bear from Supernatural!

Okay, so there are a few things to ponder.
There is a lot to be said for Quality Television!

it is getting late, loyal readers!
I will try to update you on the status of Atlantis 2 again soon!
Much love!

Kellebelle1981 :)

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Less than entertaining update. :)

Let's take a few moments to discuss my latest obsessions in life...

1. Supernatural
Julie, you seriously suck for making me get addicted to a show where I am forced to watch a hot guy time and time again, knowing that he'll never come to my rescue when I need him!

All I can do is look at super sexy pictures and hope that if I talk about him enough, he will magically appear into my life, fall in love with me at first sight (especially since I myself don't believe in the concept), and beg me to be his woman for as long as he's smokin' hot.

2. Hot Angels
Yes, yes, I get that I shouldn't be lusting after an Angel of the Lord, but damn.
Castiel is a freakin' Angel and the reason I commit one of the Seven Deadly Sins.

If you're going to send down an Angel from Heaven, make sure he's as fugly as Zakariah.
I already have too many problems in my life.
I'm so not ready for God to smite me where I stand just yet!

3. Stefan Salvatore
Holy mother of all that is sexy in the world.
Please, please, please, please send this man my way!

I can't stop talking about him.
He's the reason I watch Vampire Diaries!
Will the drooling ever stop?!?!

4. Blackberry Curve
Oh, did I just throw you for a loop?

I can upgrade my cell phone next month...November 27th to be exact.
And that right there is the phone I plan on getting!
If November 27th ever comes around.
For real.

5. Spike/James Marsters (Always)
Everyone knows I'm practically stalking the man.
Sort of.
I don't know his address, telephone number, SSN, etc...
but you never know.
One day I'll make myself known and then he'll fall madly in love with me.

Honey, I'm home!
Hubba hubba...
I love you!  Call me!
Srsly! ;)


Now for a new segment...
Kellebelle's Bad Attitude
What Grinds My Gears

So, I was playing around on Facebook the other night, and seeing that I'm following the fanpage of one sexy James Wesley Marsters, I received notification that he'd be appearing on "Lie to Me."
I made a note to watch it.
I forgot.
Luckily, Julie had DVR'd it because she watches the show.
So we watched it tonight.

Why hello there, sexy prosecuting lawyer guy!
I only paid attention to the episode during your parts, and the rest of the time I dilly-dallied on my computer, doing God knows what.
Anyhoo, at the end of the episode, a very pissed off father of a 16-year-old girl who had sex with a college boy decided someone needed to be punished because the boy did not get in trouble in the end.
This got my attention...

(Side note: This is not an actual image from the show, but this how it ended.)
That awful daddy killed my hunka hunka burnin' love because his skanky daughter had sex with someone who was not a minor like her, and he wanted the blame placed on someone that wasn't her.
So this is what happened to me...

I am unable to cope with the death of another character played by James Marsters.
I picked up the Claire Danes hysterical cry from Romeo and Juliet.
It was quite tragic for me.


Just a few things before I go...

If only...

And for your moment of extreme amusement...

Dean...screaming like a girl.
Priceless! :D

Okay, I gotta go to bed.
Sorry for another pointless post.
I was bored!
Feel free to comment and such!
Good night all!

Kellebelle1981 :)

Saturday, October 3, 2009


I know you guys are ready for more England pictures!
So here goes!
*cue Twilight Zone music*

When we left for Stonehenge on my 7th day in England, it was a lovely day outside.
The sun was shining.
The weather was comfortable.
We were ready for the two hour drive.

When we got to Stonehenge...

 This place has its own weather system.
No longer was the sun shining.
No longer was the weather comfortable enough to be jacket-less.

Do I consider this a good picture of me?
Alas, the wind was blowing like crazy up in this weird spot!

We pretty much gave up all hope of taking a cute picture at Stonehenge since we were practically sporting the Cousin Itt look that day.

Anyhoo, that is neither here nor there because Pocket Edward, that little bitch, took some great photos.
Too bad not all of them were as unamusing as this one.

So here is Pocket Edward, waving for the camera, his unyielding bouffant holding into place perfectly.

 This is Stonehenge from one angle.

 Here is another angle.
Notice how all these pictures will pretty much look the same.

The mystery surrounding Stonehenge is pretty fascinating, but really, rocks are boring when you take pictures of them.
I'm just sayin'...

All right.
This is where Pocket Edward got cocky.
He crossed over the rope to get a closer look at Stonehenge.
And this is what happened.

As you can see, I was about to take another picture of the rocks from yet another angle.
Then Pocket Edward jumped right up in there at the last second.


Pocket Edward got stuck in the bench.
Haha, tiny man!

For real, I know you guys are like
Damn!  Every single one of these pictures looks the exact same!
Well, bite me.

La la la...

Pocket Edward:
It's a big rock.
Can't wait to tell my friends.
They don't have a rock this big.
Pocket Spike is going to killlllll you for stealing his classic line!

Nearing the end of our walk around Stonehenge, Pocket Edward decided he wanted another picture with the rocks behind him.

Almost finished!

Pocket Edward tried to walk down the ramp at the end.
Yeah, his legs don't bend.
This is what happened.

Back in the car, the little man wanted to try driving a British car.

Unfortunately, the car was a stick shift.
Even his vampire speed wouldn't change the fact that he's tiny and unable to get to the clutch and shift the gear and push the gas pedal and steer the wheel all at the same time.

So he decided to act as the GPS instead.

And that, my friends, concludes the Stonehenge trip!
We are getting quite close to being finished with the England pictures...sort of!

Kellebelle's Bad Attitude Important Shit

For anyone who is wishing Stephenie Meyer would just finish Midnight Sun already, I have found a story that is Edward's POV during New Moon.
It is called
and it is amazing!
Stephenie Meyer did not write it, but honestly, she could not have written it better!

Sadly, my mood is pretty blah right now, so I think this will be the end of this blog post.
Tune in later when I shower you with more hotness, hilarity, sarcasm, and new segments.
I know you're just as excited as me.

Kellebelle1981 :)