I cannot cook
Once upon a time,
about a year ago,
I was trying to cook macaroni and cheese.
I've cooked this a million times in my life.
However, on this one fateful night
I turned on the wrong burner and there were eye covers.
Needless to say...
I recently attempted to cook bacon in the microwave the way my dear sweet BFF Julieperk told me to.
She did it.
She explained how I need to do it.
Well well well...
I have no picture to explain this but let's just say...
Last night, I had a Totino's pizza which I put in the oven.
Guess who forgot to take the pizza out of the oven for almost five minutes after the timer went off?
Tonight, I tried to microwave some instant coffee from Starbucks.
I burned my coffee!
I have not updated this blog since before Thanksgiving!
And it's not like there hasn't been some bad attitude going around!
I've simply been busy.
I've been reading the same book for over two weeks now.
Because I've been busy.
Wonderful book...what I have read so far!
But I am only in the early early part of the book.
I usually read like it's going out of style.
I can't walk!
I can't walk!
I know this frickin' awesome...thing!
But it's a secret!
So I can't tell anyone!
AND IT SUCKS!
Luckily I'm not a blabbermouth...
I want to tell everyone!
And I can't!
Or maybe that counts as a
because I'm keeping this secret like asked!
Twitour is less than a month away!
Pretty soon I will be meeting the following people!
The totally awesome PFach
who still follows me on Twitter!
And the super cool Kellan Lutz!
I'm the bombdotcom!
Don't forget it!
So I totally love my BFF!!!
Julie is also the bombdotcom!
Anyway, I don't really have anything to talk about!
The Bad Attitude will be back shortly!